How not to write a CV
Name: Peter Smith
Date of Birth: 28/02/1977
Education:
1979 – 1982 kinder garden
1982 – 1988 Primary School
1988 – 1991 High School
1994 – 1998 University of John O’Groats
Work Experience:
1998: Worked as a waiter in a restaurant where I served for people who came there to eat.
1997: Worked in a bar serving drinks for people
1990: Worked on a farm with chickens and more animals
2000: Handing out leaflets in the streets to give to people
1996: Worked in fast food company warming up burgers and fries
1999: Worked in a bingo hall calling out the numbers (got promoted to Assistant Manager)
1995: Worked in a swimming pool cleaning toilets and changing room
Computer skills:
Playstation: Expert use in FIFA 2000
Nintendo64: Expert use in Super Mario Brothers
Words: Typed CV on it
E-mail: Knowledge of Hotmail and Yahoo
Hobbies:
Drinking, clubbing and Internet Chat rooms.
